Now this one is just plain ugly. Is it the first one I saw? Perhaps. I don't think it's the one Daniel saw, because the one he saw was, "big and blind and deaf and slow." This one is a lot bigger than the last one, but there's nothing blind or deaf about it. It's a nasty thing, with a bad temper.
Animal Control has been called, and will be here as soon as possible. The creature will be relocated to the St. Johns River, a much nicer place than my backyard. I think both of us will be much happier.